What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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