How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"