If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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