I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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