I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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