your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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