Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize