I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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