fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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