Kareoke will never be a sober sport
id be glad to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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