Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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