so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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