She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize
