Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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