SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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