Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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