i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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