only if we run a train.
done.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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