Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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