You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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