I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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