Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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