dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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