btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Found the puke drawer
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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