ya dads aren't the best wingmen
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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