is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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