i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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