I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Duck Duck Cougar?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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