i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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