I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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