i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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