i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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