i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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