did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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