never play flip cup with pint glasses
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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