I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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