you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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