She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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