I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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