my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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