Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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