he shaved USA in his pubs
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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