dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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