One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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