In the future we'll all be gay
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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