So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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