I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
what if I'm pregnant?
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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