Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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