He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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this hospital has no fireball
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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