my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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