Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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