When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Couch. On fire.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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