i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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