yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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