There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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