you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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